leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

squarecutorpearshape:

Today I have seen posts about:

  • how people should stop learning new languages because that’s cultural appropriation
  • that teeth being called white and straight is racist and homophobic
  • that Father’s Day is men being bitter and wanting to take something for themselves rather than just a day where we say thank you to our dads

and yall are sitting around here wondering why people aren’t listening to some of you

hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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