pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

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