when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now


My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be


did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs


Today I have seen posts about:

  • how people should stop learning new languages because that’s cultural appropriation
  • that teeth being called white and straight is racist and homophobic
  • that Father’s Day is men being bitter and wanting to take something for themselves rather than just a day where we say thank you to our dads

and yall are sitting around here wondering why people aren’t listening to some of you



what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you